[open log] just kill him. he'd rather die.

[kickasstelekine.livejournal.com]

Characters: Julian Keller, you.
Setting: The mansion's den.
Content: The most boring movie in the world is being watched. By Julian Keller.
Status: Open and Incomplete.


[After trying to read Jane Eyre, then trying to read Jane Slayre (only marginally better), then trying to read the CliffNotes and feeling a tad pathetic about giving up so completely, Julian is now watching the movie Jane Eyre on the couch in the den. No one else is around, because it's almost one in the morning on a Tuesday.

But Julian Keller does what he has to do okay. And right now that thing is trying not to fall asleep watching this movie. Look at his face. He... hates this movie so much.]

[Email] This must be how Jono got through grade school

[jono-stars.livejournal.com]

To: Julian Keller
From: Jono Starsmore
Subject: Your assignment

Hey dummy,

Here's some help on your reading assignment.

Click here.

- Jono

[closed thread] happy birthday to lauraaaa

[trainedweapon.livejournal.com]

Characters: Laura Kinney, Bobby Drake.
Setting: A nearby fair.
Content: Laura has a big teddy bear.
Status: Incomplete.


[AND THE CURTAIN RISES: Here stands Laura, with a perfectly straight, blank expression, holding a teddy bear about two times her size. The fluffy, stuffed thing is adorable and hanging from her arms as she looks up at Bobby.

He just won her the teddy bear, see. They are celebrating her birthday, even though she has no birthday because she's a clone and the Facility conditioned out any sense of self during her upbringing. This all happened last night when Bobby realized this and declared today Laura's birthday. She's... indifferent.]

Thank you.