[Email] This must be how Jono got through grade school

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To: Julian Keller
From: Jono Starsmore
Subject: Your assignment

Hey dummy,

Here's some help on your reading assignment.

Click here.

- Jono

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To: Jono Starsmore
From: Julian Keller
Subject: Re: Your assignment

Hey pig,

Here's some help in thirty years when you're as big as a house.

Click here (http://www.amazon.com/StairMaster-SM00140-001-SM916-StepMill/dp/B001AS4YVC).

-Julian

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Email reply

Haha. You're a riot, you know. You can buy that for me, rich boy. Hurry up and finish your homework! We have happy hours to attend!

- Jono

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Tomorrow night. I have to finish this goddamn essay and then trust me, we are getting to get so shit-faced I'm not even going to remember my name.

-Julian