[open thread] the only old literature julian appreciates is the kama sutra

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Characters: Julian Keller, you.
Setting: The mansion's library.
Content: Julian Keller needs to study. Studying actually means sitting around looking cute as he tries to read Beowulf.
Status: Open and incomplete.

[Julian is telekinetically spinning a pen in the air, his fingers aloft just enough to guide the writing utensil. He sighs impatiently and is clearly suffering through the longest-ass, epically shitty epic poem ever. His head is bowed to the text and he flips through the pages in frustration, as if doing so will give them meaning. Then he slams the book shut and swipes the pen from the air.]

Is this even in English?