[closed log] It's saturday night!

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Characters: Ali, Julian
Setting: In the kitchen
Content: It's Saturday night and I like the way you mooove-ah.
Status: Incomplete

[Ali's in the kitchen, bopping and jiving and raiding singing Whigfield's "Saturday Night" as if it were intermission at a hockey game. It's cause she's a little tipsy, ok, and she refuses to be sassed about her musical tastes. she picks up the phone and calls her bestest of buds with a crucial inquiry.]

Do you remember how to make a Rocky Mountain Bearfucker? Logan told me once...but I forgot.

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[Julian doesn't even have to ask ok. He hardly had to look at his caller ID or recognize Ali's voice to know that the person asking him about Rocky Mountain Bearfuckers is Ali. He's in his room right now trying to read Jane Eyre as promised to a certain lady. For the last hour. He's... still on the first page. It's a struggle.]

Listen, Ali, I don't have time to talk to you about your gross bestiality kink. You wanna go fuck a bear, that's your business, babe.